So do you know what tomorrow is? April Fools day. And also the birthday of The Wife.
Let’s talk about The Wife for a moment. Lets discuss some facts…we will call them “Birthday Facts”
Did you know that Miriam can cook three different breakfasts for three picky people at a time?
Did you know that she constantly lifts a person half her height and a third of her own weight?
Did you know the she has pretty much learned everything she can about hypotonic disorders and Cerebral Palsy?
She likes stale peeps.
She is dancer.
She is patient.
She lives in a small house. (and doesn’t complain about it- I think I complain about it enough for the both of us.)
She is beautiful.
She is really smart.
She eats hot and sour soup when she gets a cold.
She is really good at making a little go a really long way.
She has never had B.O. – she always smells really good.
She likes two limes in her vodka tonic.
She has not had a warm meal in about 2 years.
She has not had a good night sleep in about 3 years.
She is a good teacher.
She can calm down Harry.
She is very cool.
She thinks Conway Twitty is the creepiest person alive.
This week alone, she will have the following medical appointments:
A) Physical Therapy
B) Appt with eye/ sight therapist
C) Appt with Pediatric Neurologist
D) A feeding and swallowing study (this is where they x-ray a screaming Sadie while she eats and drinks). Anyone care to go with her?
E) Then she gets to drive me home form a doc appt on Friday.
Miriam, I love you and I hope you have a fantastic birthday.
Everyone- I hope you all know a little more about her. Please leave a message…or better yet, why don’t you give her a call and wish her a happy birthday?